Old People: Die Already

Hey faggots,

In my line of work , I am required to deal with the most disgusting, rude, obnoxious, nauseating people that inhabit this earth: old people! All races, all colors, all religions, but they're all old and they all need to just die already. Old people cost us money and give us nothing in return. They take and take and take right up until the day they die a slow, painful, costly death. Having encountered so many insufferable Olds, Ive come up with a few solutions, or rather a final solution if you will.

Now I don't want to come here and encourage the deportation or extermination of old people... but here I go. I suggest that after the age of 65 everyone should be required to visit a doctor every six months. The doctor would check vision, hearing, and how fucking annoying they are. No matter what the test results are, they get sent to Florida. Boom, done.

This might seem redundant, but on the other hand, fuck you. Olds have no right living among us. You drive to the store and their all over the road. They drive giant cars at no faster than 26 mph and they swerve all over the goddamn place. You get to the store and all the best parking spots are taken by Olds! If they're in a regular spot, they're probably halfway in one spot and halfway in another and than halfway in fucking somewhere else! You go into the store and they're walking around slow as hell and taking up so much space with their walkers and wheelchairs.

If their occupation of my space was my only complaint I'd let them live, but no, they feel the need to speak and voice their out-dated, irrelevant opinions. We are living in a world that is run by technology. Olds are not able to comprehend the complexities of our technology and so they deal with it the same way they dealt with the Japs in WW2. They yell and scream and curse and smack things with their canes until they fall asleep. I admire this way of life and have tried it myself. It did not work out as well for me. I also admire the idea of "folksy racism". Whenever I'm racist though, everyone just gets mad at me like they understand what I've been through! I'm from a different time! You wouldn't understand!

Many Olds are already residing in Florida, so why not send more of them down there? Im talking huge trains packed with them coming from all sides of the country. This might sound very similar to the Holocaust or the Japanese internment camps, and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't at least a little inspired by those events. We don't need to kill them. Mother nature will take care of that. We don't need to put them to work. They have no skills and they have the physical capabilities of a 3 year old with MS. All I'm saying is lets get them out of the way, because I cant deal with these pants-shitting, technology-hating, dusty ass fucks.