Hey faggots,
When I first learned of Twitter, I said "that shits whack, yo" However, I soon learned that Twitter was the perfect opportunity for me to say ridiculous things to a large group of people without ever having to leave my room! Twitter is how I get all my funny ass jokes out in the open. It's like my own journal. I write funny shit so I can go back months later and see how funny I am. If you have a real journal, take a look at a random entry. Do any of them look like this "lol dinner wit fam den sleep"? or this "@Cockmongler973 @Tittyfucker2012 @disguy69 lol bit.ly.fg/Xb0Amk3fl/6lfE9qD"?
If your journal looks like that, you should probably go to a psychiatrist or something. There's always some guy that only tweets some ridiculous URLs that makes you feel like your computer is gonna get a virus just from looking at it and they're usually the same person that retweets every tweet from some completely obscure twitter account about some shit nobody gives a fuck about!
Also, I'm tired of these "themed" twitter accounts. Shit like: Facts About Girls, So Relatable, Teenager Problems, Facts About Teenagers, Relatable Girl Problems, Facts About Relatable Girls, Relatable Teenage Girl Problem Facts, So True Teenage Problems and Girl Facts That Are Fucking Relatable
If you haven't noticed, they all tweet the same shit! They don't even re-word it. They all just copy each other! I first noticed this with all these "Funny Tweet" accounts. I thought to myself "wow, this motherfucker is funny as tits!" but then I saw another account and realized it's just a bunch of Milli Vanillis running around.
My point is that if you are not going to contribute anything worth reading, stay off the internet. Everyones reaction might be "Zach just unfollow them if you dont want to read their moronic ramblings!" Well, I do! I unfollow people all the time, but I know that someone, somewhere is still being subjected to the painfully boring and monotonous tweets of some relatable teenage girl and some retard that thinks people care about their dumbass retweets.
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