Dont tread On Me

Hey faggots,

I think it's safe to say that I am somewhat of a veteran Facebooker. A master of Twitter, perhaps? A social media connoisseur? I admit to spending countless hours every week on these websites in the hopes that something really exciting will just happen. Like that one super exciting tweet is being cocked and loaded by someone and I cannot afford to miss it! As exciting as it is to know what kind of Starbucks drink you got, or how utterly boring class is, there are certain situations that do not belong on the internet. Period.

Ok so the only thing I really have a problem with is politics. There is no list or anything, I'm just gonna bitch about politics for a little bit.

Politics is something I believe everyone should learn about. This is OUR government and it's OUR responsibility to learn what the hell is going on, even if that means you become an activist for giving drug-addicted orphan toddlers the right to marry gay men in the military. While politics is important, it does not mix with Facebook/Twitter. KEEP YOUR FUCKING POLITICAL OPINIONS OFF MY GODDAMN HOME PAGE YOU WORTHLESS FRUITCAKE!

The post that sent me over the edge occurred on the day of the Sandy Hook shootings. It had been maybe 2 hours and my Facebook "friends" were already shouting to the heavens to get guns banned! The bodies of those kids were still warm and all you care about is your political agenda? If anti-gun losers retards morons humans had any sense, they would wait a little while before forcing their ideas down everyones throats. Notice how Im waiting several weeks before commenting on the situation? You liberals could learn a thing or two from me. Way to be a humanitarian you peace-loving hippy bastards.

Now that I got that out of my system I think its only fair to attack pro-gun advocates as well. Hey conservatives, you're... uhh... mean.